The Most Hurtin Christmas Tree Ever

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My wife has a thing for “Charlie Brown” Christmas trees. This year she insisted that we (I) cut down a tree from our back woodlot and bring it in. This was in the middle of an ice storm.

“Can’t we just go up the street and buy the littlest and cheapest tree they have?” I asked.

“Get your saw,” was her reply.

So I trucked out to the woods, which was no small feat since there was a crust of ice over about a foot of snow. I kept falling through and my boots would get hung up on the ice so that I was constantly about to trip. I came across some big moose tracks, how do they stay warm and dry on a day like this?

I located a beautiful fir tree that was about the right height. It was completely encased in ice. When I cut down the tree about half the needles came off. By the time I got it back to the house it was mostly sticks. The wife still wanted to put it up and decorate so in it came, still about half encrusted with ice. We had a nice puddle going where the presents are supposed to go.

That’s the tree this year, anyone else have a soft spot for ugly trees?

 

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6 responses to “The Most Hurtin Christmas Tree Ever

  1. A

    HAHHAAHA!! Too funny how the husbands always complies to the wife’s wishes… I’m more of a full tree person myself but warms my heart you did that for her:)

  2. Haha! Your wife sounds awesome 🙂 I’m a sucker for sad scraggly trees as well. And sad scraggly people and sad scraggly decisions. I just like things to coordinate, I suppose.

  3. For sure this is the the real life charlie brown tree 😀

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